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smoking stories pt. 1 - 2000-03-05
C: So, are we, like, cool, or what? K: Oh, yeah, we're cool. C: Yeah. And J, you're not cool. Is J not cool, or what? K: Oh, yeah, he's not cool. C: Yeah. J: ... C: Smoking makes me feel older and cooler. K: Oh, yeah, it makes me feel older and cooler too. C: Maybe if J smoked, he'd be cooler? K: Oh, yeah, maybe... C: Whaddya say, jerk off? Ya wanna try? J: N-no. I don't think so. C: Pansy! Wuss! Is he not a pansy or a wuss, or what? K: Oh, yeah, he is both of those things. Yeah. C: C'mon wuss girl, do it. Smoke! K: Yeah! J: O-okay. Here, give it to me... C: That's not how you hold it... You look like a queer frenchman. Doesn't he look like a queer frenchman? K: ....frenchman?... Yeah! C: There, now you've got it, frenchfag. Now, take a drag... J: What's a drag? What do I do? K: Breathe in. Breathe out. Inhale. Exhale. C: What are you an aerobic instructor? Moron... You put it in between your lips, and suck it. Just like how you suck a dick. J: I DON'T SUCK DICKS!!! C: heheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAhehehehehe! K: .....hehehehe... Yeah.
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