icq fun - 2000-02-14

Cheap web content. The following is unedited, and from November. You'll notice I forgot where 'backspace' was, halfway through. Enjoy:

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Kam: MORB!!

morb: can i help you?

Kam: Don't be so like that!

morb: ok

Kam: Are you conversable? How are things?

morb: hehe. things are ok. how are things with you?

Kam: I'm pretty really kind of drunk.

Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

morb: way to go

Kam: Yeah, I did pretty good and well tonite. How much money you make this fine evening?

morb: i made $50 for 3 hours

Kam: Pretty damn profitable. Good work. You're awesome.

morb: hehe i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or in friendly-drunk stage... probably both

so were you at a party or what?

Kam: Yeah, a party. In Waterloo. I'm probably sarcastic or honest. I'm not sure which.

morb: hehe

Kam: I had a feeling that you'd say that!!! :-)

morb: man you're using smiley faces, you must be drunk i don't think you've ever done that before :-)

Kam: Ick. I feel dirty. I need to bathe.

morb: tsk tsk

Kam: bleh

morb:: ick

Kam: Don't ick me. Icker,,, d

morb: ick my butt

Kam: Don't say that wird butt. I hate it.

morb: hehe why?

Kam: Say ass. Or arse, or soemtthihgn.

morb: tomorrow, make sure to check your history to see how funny you are tonight

Kam: I know, I know. Drunken ICQ and e-mail is the best part of drinkint,.

morb: hehe yeah. then publish it on your website

Kam: Oh, don't worry, mother will hear about this.

morb: what does mother have to do with your website and ICQ?

Kam: Why do I have a flshlight on my desk here.?

morb: incase the power goes out? or so you can see when you have to tinkle in the middle of the night

Kam: Yeah, I think that's it.

morb: yup

Kam: Uh huh.

Okay, stop talking to me. I'm trying to do the drinken e-mail

morb: ok. who are you emailing?

Kam: Uhhhh, nobody. Tee hee. (not you, it's a girl!)

morb: teehee

Kam: Later, Mr. Snausages Rolled In A Blanket.

morb now that's the kam I know. cya

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The only good thing about drinking is doing ICQ later...

:-)


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