icq fun - 2000-02-14
Cheap web content. The following is unedited, and from November. You'll notice I forgot where 'backspace' was, halfway through. Enjoy:
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Kam: MORB!!
morb: can i help you?
Kam: Don't be so like that!
morb: ok
Kam: Are you conversable? How are things?
morb: hehe. things are ok. how are things with you?
Kam: I'm pretty really kind of drunk.
Shhhh, don't tell anyone.
morb: way to go
Kam: Yeah, I did pretty good and well tonite. How much money you make this fine evening?
morb: i made $50 for 3 hours
Kam: Pretty damn profitable. Good work. You're awesome.
morb: hehe i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or in friendly-drunk stage... probably both
so were you at a party or what?
Kam: Yeah, a party. In Waterloo. I'm probably sarcastic or honest. I'm not sure which.
morb: hehe
Kam: I had a feeling that you'd say that!!! :-)
morb: man you're using smiley faces, you must be drunk i don't think you've ever done that before :-)
Kam: Ick. I feel dirty. I need to bathe.
morb: tsk tsk
Kam: bleh
morb:: ick
Kam: Don't ick me. Icker,,, d
morb: ick my butt
Kam: Don't say that wird butt. I hate it.
morb: hehe why?
Kam: Say ass. Or arse, or soemtthihgn.
morb: tomorrow, make sure to check your history to see how funny you are tonight
Kam: I know, I know. Drunken ICQ and e-mail is the best part of drinkint,.
morb: hehe yeah. then publish it on your website
Kam: Oh, don't worry, mother will hear about this.
morb: what does mother have to do with your website and ICQ?
Kam: Why do I have a flshlight on my desk here.?
morb: incase the power goes out? or so you can see when you have to tinkle in the middle of the night
Kam: Yeah, I think that's it.
morb: yup
Kam: Uh huh.
Okay, stop talking to me. I'm trying to do the drinken e-mail
morb: ok. who are you emailing?
Kam: Uhhhh, nobody. Tee hee. (not you, it's a girl!)
morb: teehee
Kam: Later, Mr. Snausages Rolled In A Blanket.
morb now that's the kam I know. cya
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The only good thing about drinking is doing ICQ later...
:-)
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